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A neurological con job to get people to reproduce.
I love you.
No you don't, you're just horny.
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Fake bullshit made up by fake people that don’t accept apologies and expect absolutely nothing, but perfection from the “chosen” people. An expectation of absolutely, nothing, but pure perfection from someone — which means SLAVERY and absolute submission and constriction and social chastisement.
Them: “I love you!”
Random person: “No, you don’t. If you loved me, you wouldn’t have given birth to me and brought me to this hell. If you loved me, you would’ve aborted me.”
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore
I was in love, once. Then I discovered her similarity to fish....
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loving what is to be loved or yet achieved or sleep texting your bro when a girl might be involved
Dan: she talks to me but i dont know if she loves me.
RA: hey bro love the love light
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A feeling that can kill you if you're not careful
I was in love with him...why did he leave me
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Still caring about someone immediately after blowing your load on them.
I knew that I loved Karen because I still wanted to lay in bed and talk to her after I had given her the juice.
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A useless fucking emotion made for a chemical reaction in your brain and literally feels like drug withdrawals when you falling out of it
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