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Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.
Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay
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When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.
When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.
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Euphemism for male masturbation.
Did you ever shuffle the banana to Kelly LeBrock after seeing her in Weird Science?
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A "costume" or more appropriately - One of the hottest female costumes ever, when accompanied with a belly dance.
Whose your favorite belly dancer? Chiquita Banana
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when you very passionately masturbate with a banana, usually the banana is still green, if it gets too ripe it could be a little mushy. thats not always enjoyably. you like to have a nice first banana
my boyfriend gave me a great banana job last night.
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A Sundae made with banana peels instead just the banana
Billy: Hey wanna try some of my banana split sundae?
Bob: Yeah, Right!Banana split sundaes are For Losers, Banana peel sundaes are better!
Billy: oh
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to go for elementary school girls
"when you buy green bananas you wait for them to ripe then you eat them" ;)
meaning you wait for them to hit puberty then you eat them
fuck man she broke up with me....i dunno what to do with myself...gotta go harvest green bananas
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