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Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

by QuacksO January 07, 2023


syrian man rights

good

syrian man rights are great

by jerrythementallyretarded November 16, 2020


Flexer’s Right’s

When you flex a specific object as yours to an audience of people, in doing so, anyone who obtains the same object as you could be called a copycat or follower, even if they had it before you as long as you flex it first.

I don’t care if you bought it first you never told anyone about it like I did, therefore I have Flexer’s Right’s you copycat.”

by Creature666 July 02, 2023


Get you right

It's a way of saying you're going to do a good job at something for the sake of somebody.

You: Damn it. I applied my screen protector wrong!
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.

You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.

by CalamityCloud December 16, 2023


Ah right

A phrase said when you couldn't care less about what somebody's saying. The "polite" way of saying "shut up, I don't care".

"I've been looking at company cars"

"Ah right"

"I found a really good one, a SEAT Ibiza"

"Aaahhhh right" (plz shut up why are you telling me this I couldn't care less)

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024


Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 07, 2019


Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020