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The day that Sebastion asks out Justus via Urban Dictionary
Sebastion:Hey justus isnt today December 6th?
Justus:Yeah why?
Sebastion:Look at the Urban Dictionary definition.
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Whoever is born on December 16th is a complete crackhead that likes to laugh with her friends more then anything, is a hella bad student,and has ADHD
PERSON #1 broooo it’s December 16th
PERSON #2 bro it’s jacks birthday he is such a crackhead
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When you masturbate a certain amount of times according to the day during the month of December. Also a slight reward for participating in no nut November.
Dom: have you heard of Destroy December?
Joe: nah man what is it?
Dom: when you beat your meat the amount of times according to what day it is.
Joe: awesome I’m going to go so hard in December now!
Dom: shut the fuck up you have a vagina you bitch
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CHRISHTMAS
person: HEY. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
santa: it’s december 31.
person: oh.
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a day that's for sad and slightly dumb hoes
coming up to talk to you after a test I know you failed:
Me: "are you feeling that december 27th?"
you: "fucc yea"
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The day all thots were born. People born on December 15 are always attention seeking thots who tbf have probably shagged their own cousin before. Regardless these people are still elite.
Girl 1: hey guess what! It’s my birthday!
Girl 2: December 15th? Sounds about right, you thot
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