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a douch of the highest magnitude. "douch meaning somthing u call someone, not the vaginal cleanser"
Look at Lando! what a beluga douch!!!
A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.
Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!
To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.
Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!
Joe: Well you're a douche miner!
A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.
Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"
Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers
"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"
a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.
My ex-boyfriend is the biggest douche-cous on the planet.