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little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys
hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan
Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.
Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more
An individual (usually male) that exhibits and promotes the lifestyle of a simp
The cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the sweetest face and the sweetest smile. He has fluffy hair, and beautiful eyes. He can make your heart melt. He is a big dork, and will make you laugh and roll your eyes, but you still love him. Ethan is a very intelligent man, especially with writing. He is perfect. There is no one better than him. He is the gayest straight man to exist, and if you aren’t in love, your lying to yourself. HES probably a cat.. and he lovesboobs. very soft
Anna: “woah.. HES a cutie!!
Anna pt 2: “duh, HES ethan”
He is chace’s friend also he is a furry. YEAH I SAID IT HE IS. AND HE’S A ZOO,AND A FEMBOY, AND HE LIKES TOCHING MEN
The Simpiest simp of all time that simps on your sister
By: John Blackmore
That there Ethan Boy is Simping on my sister