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When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?
Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
An egg that stanks like ass and is in denial of being transgender
EW JORDAN YOU ARE A STANK EGG GO TAKE A SHOWER!
Someone who stands like ass and is in denial of being transgender
EW HOLYEGG GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU ARE A STANK EGG
If Chloe gets another concussion, the yolk will run out of her egg head
Shut up egg head
One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.
"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"
When someone farts while in the middle of sex.
"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.