A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.
Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.
The best and funniest man he also jumped a desk and moved it a foot
Ethan is the best
The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.
dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?
Ethan already took them lololol
Loves feet, foot fettish, a feet fiend
" man that dude loves sucking on toes, fiend like ethan "
little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys
hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan
Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.
Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more