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Ethan

A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.

Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.

by randomguywhoisreallyrandom October 24, 2022


Ethan

The best and funniest man he also jumped a desk and moved it a foot

Ethan is the best

by Jayden Jenkins March 9, 2021


Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 12, 2022


Ethan

Loves feet, foot fettish, a feet fiend

" man that dude loves sucking on toes, fiend like ethan "

by Foot fiend November 25, 2021


Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug April 1, 2018


ETHAN

little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys

hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan

by hailhiler January 9, 2020


Ethan

Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.

Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more

by Whywouldiputmynameherewtf May 23, 2022