December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
A condom for men with small penises.
The Trojans kept falling off; so to stop impregnating his cousins, Leroy stopped by the store and picked up a value pack of bee hats.
Drunk to the most maximum levels
Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”
The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.
Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.
A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son
Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie
Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.
My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.