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I'm sad

Hello, if you searched for this, chances are you're sad. I'm sorry you're feeling that way. It'll get better, I promise. I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait. But don't worry :) you look great! And a smile would compliment your look a lot.

You: "I'm sad."
Me: It's gonna be okay

by Spook The Spook February 17, 2022


I'm zee

"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.

Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"

by Billyorangejuice April 30, 2018


I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023


IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.

Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 23, 2022


I'm talkin' t' you.

A phrase to get the listeners attention in a serious or funny way. The implication being that the speaker is important and that the content is serious and direct.

Dawn. I'm talkin' t' you. Your money's no good here!

by tvod December 27, 2016


I'm over pluto

Overjoyed, more so than if you were over the moon.

"My son Casey is getting married on 7/30 and I'm over pluto!

by BillyBTheKid August 18, 2021


Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2022