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The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.
Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!
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Living on the edge or pushing ones patience to the limit.
Little Johnny was teasing his sister after his mother said to stop over and over. "Johnny, you are skating on November ice with me, if you tease your sister once more I am going to knock you across the room" Johnny's mother said.
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it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds
the ice cream machine is not working
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, and then follows that with a kiss.
Joni totally gave Herman an ice cream cone; his jizz ran down his own throat after they kissed!
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Complete giberish. Means everything, and nothing. The phrase means what ever you want it to mean, though it was originaly heard in the game Half Life 2
Rick: What should we do?
Mark: Yabba My Icing??
Tom: Dude, I broke your cell phone.
Craig: Yabba My Icing bitch!
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A date without sexual intentions
"Bro, you get any D last night?"
"Nah, dude, you know Brad only likes ice cream dates when he first starts dating someone."
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When you put a scoop of ice cream on your tongue and then go down on yo girl when she's close, causing her to orgasm while the ice cream drips and melts.
Tyfynni Lynn (Roommate): "OMG, spill the deets, how was last night?!? Like, why the fuck are the sheets green?!"
Brtanni-Georgietta: "Well we spilled something... I was about to orgasm and then Tyrone gave me an ice cream sandwich and I about passed out!"
Tyfynni Lynn- "Oooh, so it WAS it was mint chocolate chip"
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