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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore
I was in love, once. Then I discovered her similarity to fish....
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loving what is to be loved or yet achieved or sleep texting your bro when a girl might be involved
Dan: she talks to me but i dont know if she loves me.
RA: hey bro love the love light
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A feeling that can kill you if you're not careful
I was in love with him...why did he leave me
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Still caring about someone immediately after blowing your load on them.
I knew that I loved Karen because I still wanted to lay in bed and talk to her after I had given her the juice.
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A useless fucking emotion made for a chemical reaction in your brain and literally feels like drug withdrawals when you falling out of it
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"I think I'm in love with you". But what he really meant was he wanted her nudes
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love: noun.; jonathan and heather v. to be like jonathan and heather, to be attracted to someone the way jonathan and heather are; -ly, loving, lover, etc. syn like, lust; ant hate, etc. see also: jonathan and heather
love makes people corny.. and my mom says it makes people horny LOL lmao... true story..
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