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When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
A hillbilly with a mud duck wife, also lives in a holler with and Xbox and a mustang.
This made n Kentucky is pathetic
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1. Inserting a KFC drumstick into your anal cavity and having your partner suck the drumstick out of your anus.
Also works with wings and thighs.
Hey bro, let’s get some KFC so you can give me that Kentucky Buttsucky.
When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
When Alex has way too much to drink. Ends up in the arms of the wrong guy.
Alex: Another Kentucky overnighter.