When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*
"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."
When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.
I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.
Guy 1: Damn, she's a Skid (Kentucky slang)
Guy 2: Yeah, for sure
The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.
The act of a male using his fingers in an attempt to "stem the bleeding" of a female partner when: Vigorous sexual activities induce the early onset of "shedding of endometrium from the uterus".
Her: STOP! QUICK! Give me the Kentucky Thumb! . . . I just got my period.
The Kentucky thumb
Wow she got really wet after I gave her the Kentucky thumb