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Lobe Life

A lifestyle of rubbing one another's ear lobes.

"Lobe life tell the next life"
"Give me some Lobes"
"My lobes are lonely"

by LobeLover June 5, 2012


meaning of life

The meaning of life is what you make of it!

Girl: "What's the meaning of life."
Girl 2: "It's what you make of it."

by Liv_thebaddest February 18, 2022


It’s My Life

My reasoning
Wonder
Commit yourself
It never ends
Funny how I blind myself, I never knew
If I was sometimes played upon
What good do you do?
It's my life
It's my life
It never ends
I've asked myself, how much do you do?
Commit yourself

It’s My Life
Don't you forget
Caught in the crowd
It never ends

It's my life
Don't you forget
Caught in the crowd
It never ends
It's my life
Don't you forget
Caught in the crowd
It never ends

by Death Menace June 12, 2023

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Dive of Life

When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.

Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.

by OHS-DoomBringer October 5, 2007


life bill

A type of bill that you have to pay every 2 to 3 years in order for you to continue your life span when you're in your 100's.

Sir, you have to pay your life bill otherwise your life will expire.

You're 100 congrats! Unfortunately, you have to start paying your life bills in order to live longer.

by Rqptorade October 30, 2019


The Life Beams

When you're high, if you EVER feel "The Life Beams" you have an extremely tiny penis.

"BRO I FEEL THE LIFE BEAMS" -- "Cunt, you have a tiny penis"

by Weed Genie September 4, 2021


junior life

Noun.

The year in high school where all-nighters doing your homework are the norm, picking social life, sleep, and good grades when asked to only choose two.

You always see how fun high school is in the movies, then junior life happens.

by Sleep? LOL January 25, 2011