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The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.
Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”
Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything
1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.
2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.
Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
A person that twerks way too much. Might need help.
That girl is such a twerk monster. Does her butt ever stop moving?
A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.
The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?
February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day
Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.
Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!
Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*