When you eat so many muffins you want to die.
My brother recently died due to muffin madness
Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
Morning my little anus muffin!
A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!
An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin
I love all my Zylch Muffins
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SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in
1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.
2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.
3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.
She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin
getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)
"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"
A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.
" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."