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Theory of Emo Music

The theory that emo music is really cheerful and fun, until you listen to the lyrics then it becomes sad. Usually occurs because of emo bands inablity to come up with good lyrics.

Foster: "Dude this song face down is awesome! it makes me so happy"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"

by EmoTheorist February 28, 2010

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Gay Tennis Musical

Another term for the totally addicting Prince of Tennis Musicals.

PoT Fan: Man, I spent all weekend watching Dream Live 3rd and Hyoteimyu.
Non-PoT Fan: What?
PoT Fan: Gay tennis musicals.
Non-PoT Fan: ... what?
PoT Fan: Prince of tennis musicals, man. Musicals about tennis!
Non-Pot Fan: Wow, that /is/ gay.

by iitensionda August 2, 2008

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girl music

Music created by, and for a very specific target audience: women. Music by the artists who appeared at Lilith Fair. Also, music by male artists whose public persona is engineered to attract a female audience, and alienate a male audience. Examples of such girl music bands include Bon Jovi, Journey, and Def Leppard. It is acceptable for men to like girl music, provided that they publicly acknowledge that it is a guilty pleasure.

dude 1: Have you heard Veruca Salts first album, its awesome.
dude 2: (silence)
dude 1: Okay, I know its girl music, but it nails the genre. I'm calling it a guilty pleasure.

by iyhnALEX July 31, 2012

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Amazon music

A Type of porn music that takes the woman's point of view and includes mostly dominatrix themes.

It was started by the singer Lykki Li.

Put on some amazon music.

by Judge dredd7 May 7, 2011

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Musical Man Milk

When a guy comes on an amplifier when its blasting sweet awesome guitar and the vibration is large enough so the cum flies back and hits someone.

"Aw, fuck! You just hit me in the face with your musical man milk!"

by Cumshot Joeseph July 3, 2009

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Diet Coke Music

Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.

I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?

by Saphire Orchid July 8, 2011

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high school musical

A disney movie about Troy and Gabriella - two teens who are worlds apart who meet at a karaoke contest and discover their mutual love for music.

In High School Musical Troy and Gabriella sang Breaking Free.

by Katie Grace April 11, 2006

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