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process in which one makes a cup out of their hand, covers their butthole with it, farts, and proceeds to smother that hand in someone's face
I got pocket-gased the other day.
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Exs that never seem to go to far away and always seem to be stuck in your pocket no matter if you think you remove them or not there they are
My pocket lint called me on the phone last night telling me how much they love and miss me they can't seem to understand I have moved one
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The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.
I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!
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When somebody is talking and you spit in their mouth unexpectedly
Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket
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The culinary delight that results from riding the subway with your lunch in your back pocket. Kind of like a modern-day saddle steak.
My wallet felt a little softer than usual when I sat down on the L this morning and then I remembered I'd put a PBJ in my pocket. By the time I got to work, it was the perfect back-pocket panini, flat and warm. Only thing missing was grill marks.
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Fat person that eats more pockets than they should
You're a hot pocket killer Tammy
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The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
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