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When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).
Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!
Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.
Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*
Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."
A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.
That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.
Brittany’s a real four-dicker.
When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.
Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."
Trucks comes down the road.
Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!
*high five*
Truck passes
Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.
When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.
Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?
When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.
Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.
Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.
"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"