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Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.
Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."
Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"
Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."
Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"
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Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.
Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.
Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.
Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
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when a hooker gets pissed of at a male client and decides while giving her male client a B.J. to bite one or both of his nuts till they pop
Male client- "yeah u fuckin slut suck it, suck it!"
Hooker- " what did you just call me?"
Male client- " look dont stop keep with the sucking!"
Hooker- " fine"
so she proceeds to suck till when he's about to blow his load, and she bites his nuts till they pop.
Hence a Nut poper
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The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.
''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''
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A lil deer that runs around that you cant see and drinks your gatorade and eats your pizza
Hey that little deer nut just drank some of my gatorade!
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When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.
Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.
Tom: That sucks bro.
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Someone whos has tiny skittle sized balls
I bet you have some skittle nuts to match that tiny dick of yours.
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