headphone rape

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.

Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.

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valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

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Computer Rape

When old men put their penis in the usb port and it goes through to your ass.

Moe Computer Raped me last week

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Search Raped

The term used to describe the evil, pedophillic pat down that TSA agents in Airports in the USA subject the sheeple to.

Dad "Whats wrong with Billy, why is he crying"?

Mom " The TSA agents at the airport seen his bottle of milk and under the Patriot act,the legacy left by the Bush Administration and Obama's warped view on homeland security the Agents decided to push their hands inside billys underwear and search raped him:!

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crump rape

When a person gets up in your face while in a crumping battle, almost as if they're raping you.

"Dude, he crump raped her on the dance floor last night."

There is a visual example of this in the movie bring it on: all or nothing.

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Rape Juice

A fancy word for Cum, or Sperm, or Splooj.

I love to drink Rape Juice.

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Cyber Rape

When someone unwillingly receives sexual photos or messages through the internet.

LaFonda: omg Alphonso just sent me a dick pic. It was like 0.2 inches I def did not want that.

Alphonso: I know you didn’t want it but I still sent it to you bc I wanted to.

LaFonda: oh my god. Alphonso just cyber raped me.

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