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Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?

Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.

by Dopeflover May 10, 2023


Tom was right

“Tom was right” refers to Tom DeLonge being right that aliens exist.

The senate just announced that they classify aliens as real! Tom was right!”

by Ev0308 May 27, 2024


Right To Bang

The erroneous belief - prevalent among certain groups of young males - that one is legally entitled to sexual intercourse with any female with whom one shares a birthday

B: I was born on February 20th, so I have the right to bang Rihanna.

A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.

by bikeridetothemoon May 28, 2012


right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014


get face right

get high to the point when you can't feel your face

I'm tryna get face right with the homies tonight before we head to tha club

by tto14 July 10, 2011


The right folks

A term used by Instagram user Bigreed777 to describe suburban caucasians, perceived by Reed to be more civilized and right-minded than others. Often times, Reed travels to Philadelphia suburbs and contrasts daily life between there and inner-city Philly.

We out here at Trader Joe’s with the Right folks!

by Mojitomuddler445 June 8, 2024


Right-Wing Revolution

Something that this website has gone through.

The Right-Wing Revolution is real

Try searching any modern political figure (or anything related to them) and watch as you see all of the leftist definitions getting downvoted HARD.

Nobody knows exactly when this happened, but other websites are beginning to get it as well.

by Someone who kinda exists July 26, 2024