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Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
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A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
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It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!
It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!
A guy that changed my life forever, my first love, the best and nicest most genuine caring man I've ever know. I love him with all my heart. his contagious smile always makes my day so much better, and his hugs and kisses make me feel like the only girl in the world. I love you ry
RYAN DELACY SCOTT: I love you
me: I love you more
Ryan: impossible
“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.
“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
A morbidly obese individual who refuses to begin a healthy lifestyle despite acquiring all necessary resources to do so.
"Hey! Wanna come to the gym? Surely you're out of excuses to not come by now."
"Uhhh- my mom said I can't."
"Oh don't be such a Ryan MacNeill!"