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Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
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A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
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It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!
It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!
A ginger kid that gets all the girls but one of his friends are even better than him cough* cough* jarrel cough* archer cough* cough*
Eddie Ryan sticks to the bro code
One of the Screenwave slobs. He possesses the ability to move electrons through reality. Big Ryan fan btw.
Big Ryan: Electrons move through reality.
Big Ryan fan: Big Ryan fan btw. HIYAH!
The Ryan Gellner is the act of showing up to a party uninvited and touching every woman there’s ass and making them feel uncomfortable most encounters end in them trying to sleep with you.
Omg that party last night was awful Ryan Gellner wouldn’t stop touching me.