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Sex God

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Sean Phillips dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god.

by jcbutts78 February 2, 2010

942๐Ÿ‘ 240๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nigger Sex

A form of very violent and tribal sex. Occasionally performed with African robes on and traditionally performed when one's sex life has become inconceivably dull. The first nigger sex participants were African war lords trying to decide who could destroy the most girls in one night.

Logan wanted to be pounded violently by his wife so he suggested they perform nigger sex.

by JosephineMarc November 16, 2016

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sex fight

A great game where two opponents square off and try to make the other orgasm first. The woman usually wins.

Sally and Jim couldn't decide who should pay for the movie, so they had a sex fight over it.

by joemomma March 28, 2005

253๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Hair

When one's hair is all messed up in the back of their head do to friction from sex.

"I was so embarrassed when I had Sex Hair coming back from Peter's house!"

"Dude! Stacie has a major case of Sex Hair today!"

by Burt Macklin FBI May 16, 2015

37๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex story

a story of intercourse

i was at a party with my best friend Anthony. We both had feelings for each other. This is our sex story.

We went upstairs and was on his bed watching youtube videos. His parents weren't home because they were on a cruise ship. I turn off the ipad and i put it to the side, and he looks at me weird and says, "why did you do that?" and i respond with, "you will see." I sit on his lap and start kissing him, i slowly put my tongue in his mouth and i could feel his boner. I take off his shirt, and he takes of mine. My hand makes my way down to his crotch, and i slowly feel his dick. He takes off my bra, and i start kissing his neck, then his chest, then his stomach. i pull out his 8 inch cock and I start sucking it. I spit all over it and he puts his hand on my head and talks dirty. he sits up and takes off my pants and underwear. he stops and just starts looking at me. Then out of no where he pulls me to missionary position, then puts a condom on. i reach down to start feeling my clit, and i could feel the warm cum on me already. He slowly puts it dick inside me and I gasp. he starts going faster as i moan. He moans too. he goes faster and faster, next thing you know it i'm shaking with pleasure. "ugh, you do this so well." he says to me. he goes faster, and faster, and i scream, "UGH I'M CUMMING,GO FASTER ANTHONY, FASTER!"

This continues, for 5 more minutes, then he pulls it out and nuts all over my body. We kiss some more than i fall asleep in his arms naked.

by storys.5600 August 4, 2019

370๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex story

A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny.

Hereโ€™s my sex story:

We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, heโ€™s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn.

I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn.

He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, weโ€™re both shivering with pleasure when he stops.

We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.

Best sex story ever? You horny now?

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

370๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex stories

I walk into my laundry room and see my best friend Alexis waiting for me. I grin and me smash our lips together. sheโ€™s so hot. Sheโ€™s already naked. I undress myself and she sits on my washing machine and fingers herself, moaning. God, sheโ€™s so sexy.

Just as I crawl on top her, our other friend Maria walks in surprised. I grin. โ€œDonโ€™t just stand there, join us baby!โ€ She nods and strips in front of us and climbs on. Alexis fingers me and Iโ€™m moaning, pussy wet. Maria grabs a dildo and shoves it up my friends pussy and she screams. Then, I eat Alexis while the other one sucks on my clit. I cum into her mouth moaning and she swallows it. I scissor with Alexis and we moan, our wet, shaved pussys touching. Maria is cumming on the dildo, and I grab it from her and lick her cum off. Then Alexis sticks the dildo in my pussy and I moan as it hits my g-spot. โ€œIM GONNA CUM!!!โ€ Maria eats Alexis out and she whimpers twisting her tits. We kiss passionately, our tounges twisting down each otherโ€™s throats. I grab Alexis ad Mariaโ€™s boobs and moan loudly. Then we fuck hard all night, pussies throbbing. I love sex stories.

by Wetgirl69 March 4, 2021

58๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž