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When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.
I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.
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Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
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if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.
Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."
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He needa stop playin and make me his.
Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.
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The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"
Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*
The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct
The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor
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My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(
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