philly cream cheese

ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)

i got philly cream cheese all over her face.

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Dirty Ice Cream Machine

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."

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Twinky Cream Punch

The twinky cream punch is the action of freezing of a twinky and then later inserting it into your vagina of choice and then fucking blowing inside of, later then followed by eating out the remains of the twinky.

Dude, jack totally twinky creamed punch the shit outta her lastnight!

twinky cream punch

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ghetto ice cream

ghetto ice cream is when u take that gross plain yogurt and you add some kool-aid powder and mix it all up

ghetto ice cream is bomb while your h'd

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Cuban Ice Cream

The Act of ejaculating on a Cigar letting it dry then smoking it.

Hay do you want to share a Cuban Ice Cream?

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cream cheese booty

A booty that is not perfectly shaped but instead lumpy and reminiscent of cream cheese. Often a big sloppy undefined booty

Damn dude her ass is fat! Hell yeah but its a cream cheese booty. Yeah I'll pass.

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Cream pie Goodbye

noun. /krēm/ /pī/ /ɡo͝odˈbī/

When a male's last words are uttered as he reaches orgasm.

Student A to student B: "I can't believe that Mantis had a cream pie goodbye!"

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