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usually only ocurs from getting twaked. When you smoke so many cigarettes your smoking fingers turn orange (quite noticibally)
Person one: did you here that?
Person two: you got fuckin cheeto fingers dumb fuck!
Person one: ill shave it when i finally take a shower.
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A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.
Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.
John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers
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Fecal matter of the large, solid and jointed variety.
Man, my ass is hurtin'; I just shat a gorilla finger!
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Something that Spike Lee believes is a cool way to say "Peace Out". Spike even thinks he's too awesome for "Deuces". So he tries to push this as legit slang when, in fact, Spike Lee has ALWAYS been a dork and should just stop it. He was lucky enough to attach himself to Michael Jordan and Public Enemy early on and caught their excess swag (stop saying "swag"). Plus, black dudes can't be dorks (false).
The truth is you should never say "Two fingers" unless you're ordering fucking scotch.
Person 1: Aight, yo. I'm out of here.
Person 2: Word. Two Fingers! :)
Person 1: (Shoots Person 2 in the face)
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This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.
Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.
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When a guy Fingers a girl, and she is unable to feel it due to his lack of knowledge and skill.
"we nickname him Spirit Fingers, he was just horrible!"
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A blunt. It must be a blunt, not a joint for obvious color reasons. It's a tad racy though, so if you happen to be smoking with a brown kid, just say Negro finger. It's all good.
Yo, man lets spark that Nigger Finger already, we got class in 10 mins.
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