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Day'm dat nigga's got ming-ass-titties
an exclamation of pure joy
After scoring a touchdown, Donny exclaimed, "Titty-bar ringer!"
A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.
You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside.
I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties
When you're fucking a bitch missionary and you're squeezing her tits hard for an advantage point, and right before you cum you barbaricly tear her breast implants out cum in the two new holes you have just made and replace them with the last girl's you did it to.
I used to be depressed until I ethiopian titty fucked over my ex!
Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."
Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.
A type of porn that turns on rats instantly when you say it to them.
Guy: Big tittied Rat!
A rat: oh shit man Why in school ;(
On June 28th all thy tithes shall be popped , for the nipples shall be free, let freedom ring !!!!
Happy national Pop a Titty Day show me them melons