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Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.
Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!
When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.
Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!
When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.
I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.
When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island
Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.
A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents
Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?
After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad
What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.
Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.
Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.