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National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 17, 2021

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ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 24, 2020


beat me like a clock ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

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im gonna beat the goofy outa u

This is referring to goofy from the show mickey mouse. Goofy is usually messing up things before anyone else has the chance to do so themselves. This may sound like a formal explanation but this phrase means of nothing formal at all. In conclusion, to beat the goofy out of someone would be kicking there butt until they actually believe that they cant mess up anymore because they have no goofy left in them.

Boy im gonna beat the goofy outa u if u spill one more soda on my carpet!

by Db leedtthj December 23, 2016

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I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

by nikkijinx May 5, 2010

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beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things March 26, 2018

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marching to the beat of his own drum

a common euphemism for masturbation.

โ€œYou know, Iโ€™ve been called a maverick โ€” someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,โ€ McCain said to cheers.

by onan_the_barbarian September 5, 2008

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