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A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.
When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.
A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.
Nah man I don't have it.
Man you turtle nuts.
the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
aw man its turtle tuesday