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when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC
You over there turtle dogging?
Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.
My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.
A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle
My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle
To defecate
His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.
Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"
I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .
Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.