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When you have starting to have intercourse but chickened out when the tip went in
Well I’m only half Virgin, because we stopped after the tip went in.
In which a virgin man puts a XXL buttplug in his ass and has to be with it all week, he can only take it out to shit when the week is done he takes the buttplug out and gets gangbaned in a gloryhole
Yo you gotta try out the Virgin XXL while your still a virgin It's the best thing ever
Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.
The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".
Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender
"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("
Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy
"The virginity reaper has reaped again"
A person who has been high before but has never celebrated 4/20
Person1: have you ever celebrated 4/20 before?
Person2: Nope.
Person1: Wow you're a 4/20 virgin.
When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.
God damn it paul I just cant believe that your talking to another tease virgin!