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Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.
Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...
When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.
Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.
Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen
When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red
-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker
When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233