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simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.
"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."
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When someone does not perform an action that obviously should have been done, especially when you are under pressure and must think quickly.
Phillies fan: "Dude, Rod Barajas had a brain fart last night! He should have blocked the plate instead of standing up!"
Mets Fan: "That's not a surprise."
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when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
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When a pillow or blanket fort suddenly becomes a dutch oven.
Jeff and I made a blanket fort in bed--but then he made it a fart cave!!!
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The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
Holy shit, I had 2 King Cobra 40’s and I almost yaked after smelling my beer farts.
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The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
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My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.
"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"
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