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For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.
“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”
September 6th is Air Force Day wear them at school take snaps wit your friends
Hey it’s Air Force Day let me take a pic of those
that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
yawning. similar to air guitar.
Look, that guy will fall asleep behind weels" "Nah, he's just practicing for the annual air opera contest
Originally a German saying to express that you or somebody else is doing nothing at the moment, while looking to a permanent direction.
The student actually has to work on his exercises but is doing nothing. The teacher tells him not to stare holes in the air.
While sitting on the toilet I'm starring holes in the air.
When her vagina air blowed it sounded like a jack hammer, and that's how Jack hammered her.
The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point
Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!