jelly bean

another word for the lesbian sex fetish of licking mushrooms and rubbing the mushrooms on their clit the type of mushroom is usually the ones that grow on the inbetween of hairy sweaty man toes or armpits

hey dude that girl just jelly beaned her self while that other chick sat on her face

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bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

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Big Beans

Big beans, noun. Only used if you have a large balls sack.
Big Beaning, verb. The act of slapping your ball sack on a girls butthole.

Josh: You wanna hit that girl over there with the BIG BEANS?
Drew: I wish, but I only got pintos

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Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

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Bean Storm

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.

You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.

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old bean

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

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cum and beans

an exclaimation about cum and beans

"Shit. That asshole is like cum and beans!!"

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