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Christian

Someone who is desperately in love with Estrella

Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. šŸ˜

by SkeleDoomed November 24, 2021


Christian

Christianā€™s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but thatā€™s just how he shows that you are very special to him.

Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: donā€™t worry if he insults you, itā€™s cause he cares

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019


Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

by Hockey_Funny_True June 2, 2020


Christian

Heā€™s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and heā€™s smart when he wants to be. Heā€™s probably sensitive at times as well.

Christian is such a nice person

by thatonedude627 February 19, 2021


Christian

Maybe the best player to have ever played on nĆørre Ć„by efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans

Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football

Girl 2: He is properly a Christian

I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)

by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021


Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth itā€™s either something stupid. Or something smart thatā€™s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.

Christian: ā€œI will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the weekā€
Brian: ā€œheā€™s definitely a Christianā€

by dragonspirit666 September 8, 2020


Christian

My name

Girl: whats your name
Me: Christian

by Mynameschchristian December 12, 2020