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your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.
The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.
Guy 1: Fuck you!
Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!
A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"
"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.
Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense
The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.