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When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪
I got drunk off of some “funny juice”
To be really unconscious and unable to speak by the act if drinking intoxicated beverages ;slurs and may blubber; if you have never been drunk you are either: 1)not socially active or 2) have a really good liver
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when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.
bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.
bestie: oh sh*t
Jake From RCPD:FR is drunk in a nutshell, which means you should be dead type of drunk.
When you drink alcohol to the extent that your mental and physical capabilities are impaired. You might experience drowsiness, lack of coordination, vision problems, and more.
Note: you can't give real consent when you are drunk or high.
Person A: Dude, did you hook up with me last night?
Person B: No way, you were drunk as hell. I wouldn't do that.
Person A: Oh, okay, thanks.
OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)
Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room