Dylan-jay is funny kind and sexy. They love to have fun and party all night long. They make your heart race when they walk in and they make you heart break when they walk out. All boys/girls fall for them and feel completely blessed
I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
A Gormless Dylan is a really really really dumb panda.
Panda's: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Breadsxn: "y'all acting like a bunch of gormless dylans"
Biggest and most respected drug dealer on the East Coast. Has sexy hair and is extremely greasy. Has a massive penis and fornicates with many women. Also is an undefeated UFC fighter.
Guy: You know Dylan Ringwood?
Other Guy: Yo he is fucking crazy
Spastic twig who went TCS. Now asks for money on high street.
A gay half Italian dwarf that fucks his brother
That person is such a Dylan colby
When you do or say something stupid
I’ve had 3 Dylan moments this day. Shit make that 4.