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Using the loo, on the log flume
Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
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The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.
"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"
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An amazon bush fire is when you're having sex with a chick (The "raised missionary" or "deep dish" postions works best for this technique), right when you're about to cum, whip out a lighter and set her pubes ablaze! It'll then be up to you to extinguish the flames with your man foam before the poor girl gets 3rd degree burns.
"I think I was a little too late putting out that amazon bush fire, now it looks like she has a "darkman'gina"
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A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used
Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."
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The act of one man urinating into the stretched anus of another man, or men.
Al was giving Chris a Soho Fire Trap this morning. I could tell by the stink on the couch.
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The Alaskin fire dragon includes, a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.
Man me and evany did the Alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where and her nose was sore as fuck.
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