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While receiving a blumpkin, you crap into a sock instead of a toliet. When the blow job is over, you take the sock with the crap in it, and beat your partner. This will resemble the beating that Rodney King received.
After my girl sucked me off, I gave her the Rodney King.
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As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.
After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.
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a gay boy band that a bunch of bro's like to circle jerk to.
person 1: hey lets go to the desert and drink monster while listen to kottonmouth kings!!! yeah DGAF!!!!
person2: uhhh no i dont, i dont have a vagina
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A bunch of twats walking around London and pretending to actually being educated people. Secretely regreting they didnt get into ucl. Recieve anal from lecturers in a orgy seminar lecture.
Jenny: OH, who is that group of guys wanking on ucl wall?
B: Oh, its Kings College...
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Hard and unexpected punch between the eyes.
This bitch flicked my nuts, so I king hit that ho.
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Someone who watches a lot of porn.
Man all danny does is sit in the basement and watch porn, he is the porn king.
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