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Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
The one and only liru fucker (real) yeah thats right hes the greatest guy alive you could ever meet
Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd
liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
to get serious on someone or a group of people when it is highly unnecessary. Very common with people who take sports too seriously.
Sarah: *eavesdropping on Joe* hey, what was that last part?
Joe: *kiddingly* don't worry about it!!
Sarah: WOW, i don't appreciate your rudeness!
Joe: that bitch just got ricky real on me!
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Adam: Wow Abbie, you guys sucked friday *giggle*
Abbie: OUR SHORTSTOP WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND WE WERE ROCKY ALL WEEK SO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT GOD!!!!
Everyone at the same time: She just got ricky real...wow...*disappointing head shake*
(Real nigga) a Nigga who will not give his phone to his side chick because she a side
Tyrone is a real nigga because he did not fold when his baby momma checked his phone