When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it
“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle
A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
To pay for something, using a french kiss as a currency.
We'll watch your favorite movie if you give me 5 french dollars.
A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.
Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"
Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."
A blumpkin on a bidet.
Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.
A blumpkin on a bidet.
Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.
The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.
Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.