When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.
"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"
Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.
A goated man that posts memes on Instagram @goat.memez_ he is very sexy and has a cool swagger he is perfect
Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.
I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat
A game that you head butt people and lick stuff
I played Goat Simulator 3 yesterday!
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you
Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit