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having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by
i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap
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my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.
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Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.
The Tight-Pant Rule in action:
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!
*next day*
Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.
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the greatest squamish thrash band that ever existed.they have great songs such as emo sucks,my fingers hurt,and wear tight pants.CROSSFIRE SUCKS
"hey did you go the tight tight pants show?"
"it was tight tight tight"
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A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.
"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"
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Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”
Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.
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