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Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
A person who tries to be/act/look funny in internet are 99% of the time people who use a word or emoji/smiley face in funny youtube videos or in other things.
This is a bit hard to explain but if you could read my mind you would understand what i want to say.
Example:a dude creates a video with the goal of look like a complete troll who draws badly drawn things purposely,in the comment section of the said video a dude says "this...this is art"
Example 2:A try not to laugh challenge or a suposely funny video.a dude in the comment section puts the time set on a part of the video he finds "funny" then he puts a smiley face in order to look "funny",like: Mr.im(not)funny: 05:20 "Yeey" :D. "oh look im trying to look funny in internet"
An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.
It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
internet wars are a fun way of wasting time
When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
the act of chawing or dipping online with another friend though a social site ie. Facebook Myspace etc...
chat chat chat... "hey im about to throw in a lip" "dude no way im just about to do the same!!" internet chaw initiated
A link that takes you to a website from an email.
"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"