January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

January 23

National punch your teacher in the face day

Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23

January 23

Brooke’s birthday 🎂

January 23 is Brookes 16th birthday

January 23

Brookes birthday 🎂 💛🐬

January 23, Party hard 🍻

January 23

The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.

"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"

January 23

National Shaniya ask out Aaron day

Shaniya: wanna go out
Aaron: no
Shaniya: but it’s January 23
Aaron: oh ok then yes